Zoos and animal parks visited since 2006

Published May 22, 2012 by hopticklist

Since I met Ros in October 05′ we have visited many animal parks together. So I decided to create a blog with a listing of all the parks, dates visited (the 1st time), details of the websites etc, and perhaps a few photos to enhance the blog. If you have any recomendations on animal parks worth visiting, please contact me!

Monkey World, Dorset.

1- Monkey World - Apr 06 – Longthorns, Wareham, Dorset. BH20 6HH >   http://www.monkeyworld.org/ 

2 -Paradise Wildlife Park – June 07 - White Stubbs Lane, Broxbourne, Hertfordshire, EN10 7QA > http://www.pwpark.com/index.html

A ‘Mara’ at Paradise Wildlife Park, Hertfordshire.

3- Hawk Conservancy – Mar 08 - Visitor Centre, Sarson Lane, Weyhill, Andover, Hampshire, SP11 8DY > http://www.hawk-conservancy.org/index.asp

4- Durrell – July 08-  Les Augrès Manor, La Profonde Rue, Trinity, Jersey, Channel Islands JE3 5BP > http://www.durrell.org/

5- Beale Park - Early Summer 08-Date to be confirmed,  Lower Basildon, Reading, Berkshire, RG8 9NH -  > http://www.bealepark.co.uk/

6 - Marwell Zoo- July 08 - Colden Common, Winchester , Hants SO21 1JH > http://www.marwell.org.uk/

at Monkey Forest, Trentham.

 

Gerald Durrell statue at Durrells/Jersey.

7 - Port Lympne Animal Park – Sep 09 -  Lympne
Nr Hythe, Kent, CT21 4PD > http://www.aspinallfoundation.org/port-lympne

8 - Barcelona Zoo – Dec 09 -  Parc de la Ciutadella s/n 08003 Barcelona  > http://www.zoobarcelona.cat/en/

9 - Chester Zoo – Mar 10 - Upton-by-Chester, Chester, CH2 1LH. SAT NAV -CH2 1EU. > http://www.chesterzoo.org/

10 - Monkey Sanctuary – Apr 10 -  Murrayton House, St Martins, Looe, Cornwall, PL13 1NZ > http://www.monkeysanctuary.org/

11 – Twycross Zoo – May 10 - Burton Road, Atherstone, Warwickshire CV9 3PX > http://www.twycrosszoo.org/home.aspx

12 – Zoo Doue -  July 10 – Doue la Fontaine, 103, rue de Cholet, 49700 Doue la Fontaine > http://www.zoodoue.fr/

13 – Yorkshire Wildlife Park – Aug 10 - Tongue Lane, Doncaster, South Yorkshire DN4 6TB http://www.yorkshirewildlifepark.co.uk/

Meerkat at the Yorkshire wildlife park.

14 – Cotswold Wildlife Park – Dec 10 - Bradwell Grove, Burford Oxfordshire OX18 4JP >http://www.cotswoldwildlifepark.co.uk/

15 – Edinburgh Zoo – Apr 11 - The Royal Zoologicial Society of Scotland Edinburgh Zoo, 134 Corstorphine Road, Edinburgh EH12 6TS > http://www.edinburghzoo.org.uk/

16- The Scottish Deer Centre -  Aug 11 - Bow of Fife, Cupar KY15 4NQ  http://www.tsdc.co.uk/

17 – The Welsh Mountain Zoo - Oct 11 - Colwyn Bay, Clwyd, North Wales LL28 5UY > http://www.welshmountainzoo.org/

18 – Monkey Forest – Aug 11 - Trentham Estate – Southern entrance, Stone Road, Trentham,  Staffordshire ST4 8AY > http://www.trentham-monkey-forest.com/information.php?id_cat=1

Hawk Conservancy.

 

19 – Howletts – Nov 11 - Bekesbourne, Nr Canterbury, Kent, CT4 5EL  > http://www.aspinallfoundation.org/howletts 

Javan Langur at Howletts.

20 - Berlin Zoo- Feb 12 - Hardenbergplatz 8, 10787 Berlin > http://www.zoo-berlin.de/

Paper chaser tells his life story

Published May 9, 2012 by hopticklist

Book – 32 Programmes

Author – Dave Roberts

When published – 2011

I rate this book – 3.5/5

Rating 5- Classic, one of my fav books of all time, to be read more than once.

Rating 4- Great read, entertaining and compelling throughout.

Rating 3- Good read, not quite a ‘can’t put down’ but good none the less.

Rating 2- A little dull, hard to get through, couldn’t recommend.

Rating 1- Awful, couldn’t finish it, lost interest.

Author Dave really struck on a novel idea here, that being to tell his life story in the guise of reviewing the football programmes and games seen from his youth, right up to an up to date emotional return to his first place of football pilgrimage at Hayes Lane the home of non league Bromley FC.

As a lifelong paper chaser myself I can fully empathise with Dave’s urge to bag the programme as soon as arriving at the game, something I have always done, and continue to do so, and then read it cover to cover when returning home.

And so the story goes that his wife demands he only take small box full of  his programmes for their new life overseas, and so then he begins a review of his 1,000 + games and associated programmes he’d collected over half a lifetime, and then he narrows them down to 32 to fit into a small tupperware box! His life story is then played out, around these 32 programmes and their significance to him at the time.

I won’t spoil it by discussing in detail which games and programmes he talks about. But I was highly amused to read about him taking a new girlfriend to Selhurst Park in December 1972, to see his boyhood heroes Manchester United get totally gubbed 5-0 by his ‘local’ league club Crystal Palace, which resulted in his new girlfriend becoming a life long Palace fan! Not what he had set out to do, thinking she’d be impressed by George Best and Denis Law and so him also! I was at this game, which was/is hugely memorable to me as a 10-year-old Palace fan at the time.

I did feel at times, he’d perhaps remembered far too much about the details and specifics of the games seen, and I wondered how much of that had been from modern-day research. And undoubtedly he also used some artistic license I believe. For instance, apparently writing to Brian Moore from the iconic ‘Big Match’ TV show in regard to a club name (in thinking he had a highly collectable programme because it had incorrectly listed the club name), when he could quite easily have looked in the papers for the league tables to verify that fact the club had changed its name at the start of that season.

However, if you love football programmes, you’ll really enjoy this tale, which rolls along smoothly, until about two thirds of the way through the book, when he really throws a massive surprise into the tale. Which I guess without spoiling it, goes to show, that life as well as football can be very unpredictable.

I especially enjoyed the ‘two’ reunions at the end of the book, adding a strong feel good human touch. All in all, it’s an excellent read.

The author has also written ‘The Bromley Boys’ which I’ve yet to read and review.

Keeper scores from 100 Yard punt in classic at Benson FC!

Published May 6, 2012 by hopticklist

Saturday May 5th 2012, KO 14:30pm.

Benson 4 Harwell International 4

ht 3-3.

North Berks League Division One.  Att: 24 head count,  no prog or tea bar.

At the Benson Recreation Ground, South Oxfordshire.

Benson Scorers; Nick Skiller 2, 5. Damien Rigozzi 17, George Faulkener (GK) 62.

Harwell Int Scorers; Wayne Robbins 10, Mike Yardley 19, Jon Robinson 45, Tom McGregor (pen) 80.

As Tim said here in his brief report at;

http://www.nonleaguematters.co.uk/forum/gforum.cgido=post_view_flat;post=403224;page=2;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;guest=67546933

“Remarkable. After 19 minutes it was 3-2 and both sides had also hit the woodwork. 3-3 on the stroke of half time from a 25 yarder perfectly placed in the corner;

4-3 with a goal direct from home keeper’s (George Faulkener) drop kick which evaded the visitor’s keeper who fell over at precisely the wrong moment; (Shaun -he tried to scramble to his feet, but just couldn’t get upright in time, as the ball bounced over his head towards the goal!)

Benson FC (Red N Black) defending on Benson Rec.

4-4 from a penalty and that was that.

Cracking stuff, played in good spirit and superbly refereed. The ground is a more than decent village green affair. Good to talk with Geoff again and a pleasure to make the acquaintance of WestBerksPalace”

A rare intervention from the ref.

Tim got this spot on, as this game was a joy to watch, and shared in great company with Dave Reed (Sidcup), Romford Jeff and of course a new acquaintance in Tim. It’s days and games like these that make me wonder about my sanity in renewing my season ticket at Palace, when one can watch this sort of local football for free, with no hassle, a nice location and with a village pub should you want it.

This location and game ticked my box, as after weeks of my car having stalled at me the most inopportune moments, I finally bit the bullet and booked it into the garage. So, awaiting a new part, and the car being out of service, I was looking for a match easy to reach by public transport, and Benson being a forty minute bus ride from Reading was ideal.

View of the changing rooms, pavillion and Benson Parish hall..

Alighting at Benson Marina, less exotic than it sounds, actually by the main A4074 Reading to Oxford road near the Thames. It’s then a ten minute stroll from here through the village to the recreation ground.

Benson is a village and civil parish in South Oxfordshire, England. At the 2001 census it had a population of 4,464.The village lies about 1.5 miles (2.4 km) north of Wallingford at the foot of the Chiltern Hills at the confluence of a chalk stream (Ewelme Brook) and the River Thames, next to Benson Lock. Being on the northern (eastern) bank of the Thames, Benson has always been in Oxfordshire, unlike nearby Wallingford and Abingdon, Oxfordshire, which were part of Berkshire until the 1974 boundary changes.

Benson is one of several key sites of the English civil war in thin South Oxfordshire, lying between the site of the Battle of Chalgrove Field (which took place on 18 June 1643) and Wallingford Castle, reputedly the last Royalist stronghold to surrender, and close to the Royalist cities of Oxford and Newbury. At Benson itself, a building is still known as the Court House from the time that King Charles I held court there when en route to Oxford.

With thanks to Laurence Reade who opened my eyes to this league by organising a hop day around the league last September, because prior to that I had no knowledge of it, and it’s charms, I shall return to it! :)

http://laurencereade.wordpress.com//?s=steventon&search=Go

Benson on the attack.

Beers Drank at the 2012 Reading Beer Festival

Published May 6, 2012 by hopticklist

Not long after opening time on the first day – Wednesday.

The festival opened at 6pm on the Wednesday to grey skies and damp ground. But the usual enormous selection of beer made up for this!

 

May 2nd -beers drank.

‘Oscar Wilde Mild’ – 3.7% – Mighty Oak Brewery

‘Pale’ – 3.7% – Loose Cannon Brewery.

‘Springwheat’ – 4.8% – Kent Brewery.

‘Bobby on the Wheat’ – 4.7% – By the Horns Brewery.

‘Love not war’ – 4.7% – London Fields Brewery.

‘Revelation’ – 5.7% – Dark Star Brewery.

‘Nine’ – 5.5% – XT Brewery.

Beer as far as the eye can see, marvellous.

May 3rd – beers drank.

 

‘Thai-Bo’ – 4.6% – Otley Brewery.

‘Jaywick’ – 4.8% – Thornbridge Brewery.

‘Andescher Helles Weissbier’ 5.5% – Andechs Brewery (Germany).

‘Green Devil IPA’ – 6.0% – Oakham Brewery.

‘Hoxton Special IPA’ – 6.6% – Brodies Brewery.

‘Tasmanian IPA’ – 5.0% – Wolf Brewery.

‘Enigma’ – 5.5% – Kent Brewery.

‘Urban IPA’ – 5.5% – Tiny Rebel Brewery.

‘Hoppeditz’ – 7.5% – Braustelle Brewery (Germany).

 

Favourite three beers tasted;

 

1/ ‘Springwheat’  -Kent Brewery.

2/ ‘Jaywick’  - Thornbridge Brewery.

3/ ‘Helles Weissebier’  – Andechs Brewery.

 

2012 awards given by the local CAMRA branch.

 

Pub of the year – The Nags Head- Reading.

Club of the year- Wargrave Snooker Club, Wargrave.

Steel in a strange town!

Published May 3, 2012 by hopticklist

Date – Saturday April 28th 2012, 8pm.

Venue -The Wilde Theatre, The South Hill Park Arts Centre, Bracknell, Berkshire.

Who- Mark Steel.

Genre- Comedy/Politics/Life!

Tour- In Town.

Mark Steel (born 4 July 1960) is an English socialist columnist, author and comedian.

A stand-up comedian known for his left-wing beliefs (he was a long-standing member of the Socialist Workers Party before he resigned in 2007), he has made many appearances on radio and television shows as a guest panelist, and has written regular columns in printed media. He is perhaps best known for presenting The Mark Steel Lectures, The Mark Steel Revolution, The Mark Steel Solution and Mark Steel’s in Town.

Now Mark Steel is a funny guy, but don’t expect Lee Evans inspired lunacy at one of his gigs. In essence Mark is basically a social observer and raconteur.Yes, he clearly has strong left-wing political views, and if you have read either of his superb books ‘Reasons to be cheerful’ and ‘What’s going on?’ you will have some idea what to expect from Mark live.

This tour is titled ‘In town’, and has a loose theme based around talking about the town or city he is playing in. Pre performance the audience were warmed up with tracks with a town theme, and I was delighted to hear ‘Strange Town’ from the Jam, which I hadn’t heard for a quite a while, they were my favourite band of the late 70s, early 80s.

This was the third time we’d seen Mark live over a three or four-year period, and yes like most comedians there is some repetition of jokes and stories. But generally this was quite a fresh set, as he treated us to amusing stories of some of the other towns he’d visited, whilst dipping in and out of referencing Bracknell. Which he rightly referred to as “a town of f*cking roundabouts, going nowhere”. Which as a non Bracknell resident myself has always been the most obvious thing when driving through it, and it’s fair to say it’s quite an ugly new town, having grown since WW2 with its many hideous 1960s buildings (‘The planners dream gone wrong’ The Jam/1982), without it really having a town centre as such to give it any unity. Strange then perhaps that the South Hill Park Arts Centre, which is situated in an old manor house, and has stunning grounds which are so attractive, actually as is the Wilde theatre with its balconies intimately hanging over the stage and stalls.

Mark is bloody good value, he plays two 1 hour ish sets with a short interval. He has good ability to mimic, and to turn his voice to the likes of John Arlott (cricket radio commentator) a West Indian Rasta man to a bellowing Ian Paisley. He touches on sport in reference to his social observations, especially his love of football and cricket, although he doesn’t mention his team Crystal Palace directly, the photos he displayed on the big screen on his travels around the UK showed him proudly wearing his Palace scarf, and I know he sits very close to me at Selhurst Park.

If you are a dyed in the wool Tory, and can’t tolerate a bad word about them or their politics, then you might find Mark hard work, although really he is never nasty in his occasional diatribes against them. But what he is, though, is consistently funny and engaging as he lurches from political comment to observations about a drunk in the pub or how awkward his own son is now he has reached puberty and all the behaviours this has produced.

Go and see him, you won’t regret it :) If not, buy his book, I’m sure it’s good!

From ‘the’ Holmesdale to Holmesdale FC!

Published May 2, 2012 by hopticklist

Saturday 28th April 2012- KO 12:30pm – The Championship – at Selhurst Park, Admission – Season Ticket, Programme (special bound edition with extra pages £3). Palace 1-2 Cardiff, att 15,510, ht 1-0.

KO 15:00pm – Kent League Premier – at Oakley Road, Admission £5, no programme today Frown
Holmesdale 1-2 Corinthian, attendance 32, ht 0-1.

A foul day to watch football, and not only that my car had been playing up on me over the last few weeks, so what does one do? Of course, jump in the car and get out to two games in a day, that’s what!

Football games are often spoken of as a game of two halfs, literally, and often in reality in respect of how different each half can be. Well in the case of Palace, season 11-12 has been a season of two halfs. The first superb, sitting in the top half, for a while in the play off zone, qualifying for the League Cup Semis. But, come the second period from Jan 2012 it’s been pretty disastrous with four wins from twenty five games, and numerous injuries hampering what had looked initially a promising season.

The crystal girls warming up the crowd on a damp afternoon.

Indeed today was a game of two half’s. Palace competed well in the 1st half with an injury hit team full of square pegs in round holes and lack of experience, scoring a good goal from wonder kid Zaha. Cardiff looked quite hesitant and Zaha was giving their back line no end of problems. Palace fans started to dream of all three points, our first in nine games. Ht 1-0.

Cardiff needed a point to guarantee the play offs. Good turn out from South Wales.

But Cardiff took control in the 2nd, and Palace never seriously threatened to equalise even though Pedroza looked lively when he came on. A pretty impressive Bluebirds turnout of about 3,000 for an early start in foul weather. Cardiff scored direct from a free kick well out near the corner flag from Peter Whittingham, which we wondered how stand in keeper Lewis Price had let go by him, and then they added a second from a cracking fifteen yard volley from Don Cowie in the 62nd minute. The confidence the second goal gave them was evident, and Palace created little in the way of clear cut opportunities after this, with once again Glenn Murray disappointing. 

Palace attacking the Holmesdale in the second half.

Dougie Freedman claimed on the FL show we had “exceeded expectations” this season. I’d suggest with 4 wins from 25 in 2012, most Palace fans would not agree. ‘Met’ expectations maybe, IE, never involved in a relegation battle. Palace fans hope and expect better in 12-13, and more realistic after match comments from Sir Douglas! We have numerous quality young players, including Eng players at U17 and U16 level, as well as current Wales U21 Jonny Williams, Eng U21 Wilf Zaha, with the addition of some more experience added in the summer we remain optimistic. But sadly to finance those signings will probably mean the loss of Natty Clyne to one of the bigger Premiership clubs. We hope for at least five million as he has the potential to be a future England right back.

A grey and depressing Selhurst Park, what happened to the spring?

So leaving my seat in the Holmesdale Stand a few minutes before end of play (I was very confident we wouldn’t score). I was back to my car by two thirty, thus allowing me thirty minutes to do the 7.7 miles to Holmesdale FC at Oakley road, which is near Bromley common.

Thankfully the traffic was not too bad and I pulled up in their small car park, which is reached by a small track from the busy Oakley road, a good 4/5 minutes before kick off. Enough time to pay in, be advised no programme had been produced today, which was very disappointing for a one off tick, and find myself standing by the porch of the clubhouse as the club secretary read out the teams with his roving mic. As is usual, they were read too fast for anyone to actually write them down. This being my major bug bear about all levels of football, surely the most important aspect of any game, is ‘who is playing’. But so often this important information can become secondary to the club telling you all sorts of useless information, then rushing through the team lines as the teams run out.Thankfully today they were read at a sensible pace, but  I still didn’t get all the names, but the helpful secretary was very patient with me as I wrote the missing names down in my book, whilst after giving me a little run down on the history of the club.

Porch to clubhouse and changing rooms at Oakley Road.

Holmesdale FC had been on my radar for a few seasons since they joined the Kent Premier League, but I had always wondered about their club name, as the Holmesdale Road has always been the home end at Palace (“Walking down the Holmesdale Road to see the Palace aces”). These days the Holmesdale is a double-decker seated stand, built in 1995. Prior to that, it had been a very large open banked terrace, in all it’s life since Selhurst was opened in 1924 it had not been covered, always a major issue with Palace fans, for reasons of acoustics and more importantly that if it rained, you got wet!Now the club history you read below, both listed in their programme ( I managed to blag an old copy) and on Wikipedia suggests the club was originally formed in the ‘same’ Holmesdale Road before Palace moved in, by those attending the Baptist church there. Now I’ve been going to Selhurst since 1970 and I’m not aware of any churches directly on the Holmesdale Road, although there is a well known Baptist church on Selhurst Road, which is just down the road from Selhurst station. I suggest in fact, it was from this church the original Holmesdale FC club were formed?

Holmesdale F.C. is an English football club originally founded in the 1920s in South Norwood, London SE25.

The club was re-established in 1956 as Holmesdale Baptist by the 3rd East Surrey Boys Brigade Company. The word Baptist was dropped from the club’s name the following year. In 1987 the club gained promotion to the then named Surrey Intermediate League where after six years the club won the First Division championship, which sealed promotion to the Surrey County Premier League. The following years saw the club progress on and off the field and the club’s home in Oaks Road, Shirley, was developed into a senior status venue. However, the club were not permitted to install floodlights or a licensed bar area due to the ground being under the ownership of the local council.

The decision was made at the turn of the millennium to move to Oakley Road, Bromley.

Oakley Road has a rural feel to it, although only 100 yards or so from a main road, where from the Heath Robinson designed main stand one can occasionally see red London buses, but because it is surrounded by greenery and seemingly farm fields, it could quite as easily be situated in the heart of Kent on the Weald rather than in this northern Kent/south london location.

As the game began in drizzle I slowly ambled around the nearest goal toward the stand opposite. Lingering on the way, and seeing from behind that goal Alfie May scramble in for Corinthian after just seven minutes.

From the only other covered area looking towards he HR stand! Holmesdale in yellow/green.

On arrival at the stand, I became aware of how steep the rake was, and also immediately how wet the sets were! Thankfully tissues came in handy, but these didn’t stop the wind blowing the rain into the stand as the roof really didn’t shelter those of us brave enough to watch from here. What was clear was that Corinthian looked a stronger team so far. I was informed Holmesdale were missing a few regulars due to injury and holidays, but on the balance of the first half Corinthian were a little unlucky to only be one to the good at the break. Corinthian FC in Kent are not to be confused with the famous old London based Corinthian FC who morphed into the present day Corinthian Casuals FC, but Corinthian FC Kent, have an interesting history of their own. And I like their ethos.

Corinthian FC was founded in 1972 by Ron Billings to provide football in a safe environment, whilst teaching the players the principles that he believed to be important in sport.

The motto was simply “pro omnium beneficio”- for the benefit of all, but on the pitch the principles were simple; “Hard, but fair”. Losing wasn’t considered before the game, but if the result went against them then the team were taught to take it graciously.

View from the stand at Oakley Road.

Rather than sit in the blowy and frankly wet stand for the second half I stood opposite for a while before ending up back behind the goal under the shelter. Ryan Johnston added a second for Corinthian in the 51st minute, and one would then assume, game over. But in actual fact Holmesdale bounced straight back with a neat finish from Prescott-Kerr in the 53rd minute, and then spent most of the rest of the half in the ascendancy, without creating an enormous amount of chances, although Corinthian keeper Zack Foster-Crouch made a couple of cracking saves. One when at full stretch pushing the ball onto the post.

This stand was not manufactured by IKEA!

With no let up in the foul weather, Corinthian managed to hold on for the three points to finish 7th in the table and Holmesdale 13th. Corinthian have the added bonus of the Premier League cup final v VCD to look forward to at Cray Valley on bank holiday monday May 7th. On a nice day with good weather, this will probably be a game worth watching. All in all I’d recommend a visit to Oakley Road, but maybe only in good weather, and also suggest you check with them first about a programme if it is important to you!

Side on view of Holmesdale’s unusual structure.

Lammas edge local derby

Published April 30, 2012 by hopticklist

Tuesday April 24th, Kick off 18:30pm at the Spelthorne Sports Club.

The Combined Counties League Division One.

Spelthorne Sports 0-1 Staines Lammas, ht 0-1. Attendance 79.

Admission £4, programme included.

I’m sure like many other ground hoppers, the carrot of a chance to tick off some grounds with early evening kick offs is much-anticipated. Obviously that window of opportunity is fairly limited with fixtures in early August and late April and early May giving a potential for a 3 or 4 week window to contemplate such games.

The major appeal of a 6pm or 6.30pm start is that one can return home with still a few hours ones evening left, rather than in the depths of winter when the norm of 19:45 KOs normally mean returning home at 22:30 or even 23:00 ish.

In days of old many or most clubs of Step 6 standard did NOT have lights, so there were plenty of fairly high level games to watch early/late season. Additionally unlike now, the FA were less strict in demanding leagues are completed before a certain date. Subsequently I have many happy memories of visiting games in the Combined Counties League well into May, quite often right to the end of the month. Now the opportunities are less available and often one has to dip into Step 7 and below for an early evening fix.

So, this game was high on my radar when I became aware of it some weeks previously. I only had two grounds left to visit in the 2 divisions of the Co Co, Spelthorne and South Kilburn FC.  Then additionally, I still have about 6 clubs to visit for varying reasons, ground shares for Bookham/Badshot Lea/Warlingham/Mole Valley SCR for grounds I’d previously visited for other clubs, and then Farnham Town FC where I’d only watched a cup final perviously where Farnham were not involved (Note to self, to finish all these clubs in the 12-13 season).

Spelthorne is only about nine miles from my office near Slough, although this being the area around the M4/M25 and Heathrow a  nine mile journey can take anywhere from 20 mins to 1 hr depending on  local rush hour traffic. Thankfully on a bright evening and with my sat nav set to the ‘shortest’ back road route I’d pulled up in the car park at Spelthorne Sports Club just after 6pm.

Spelthorne is a local government district and borough in Surrey. It includes the towns of Ashford, Laleham, Shepperton, Staines, Stanwell and Sunbury. Boroughs adjacent to Spelthorne include Runnymede and Elmbridge in Surrey, the Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead, the London Borough of Hillingdon to the north, as well as the London Borough of Hounslow and the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames to the east. The borough is home to a number of large reservoirs, including Queen Mary, Staines and King George VI, all important bird reserves as is Staines Moor, designated an area of outstanding scientific interest. Kempton Park Racecourse and Shepperton Studios are both located in Spelthorne.

I’d originally thought this game would be targeted by hoppers as Spelthorne are playing their 1st season at NL level Step 6 in the Co Co league having won the Surrey Intermediate league in 10-11. So I was happy to bag a programme, and to notify the rather mystified lady on the gate that she might get a few ground hoppers tonight, clearly she had no idea what I meant. But in a short conversation with her she advised me that Guernsey had told them they were expecting a 4,000 gate the following Saturday for their fixture v the Sports, highly unlikely I thought as the Islanders although extremely well supported had averaged about 1300 this season (at it turned out 1100 were in attendance!).

The small stand at the Spelthorne sports club.

Anyway, as is usual for this league (and particularly this division), a gate of over 100 is considered very good, over 50 is ok, unless of course Guernsey are in town, where this season gates have been doubled for their visit, sometimes trebled. Apparently 79 attended, pretty healthy, and it was very obvious that at least half of those were hoppers.

In the first half I stood opposite the small rather tatty stand, and fell into conversation with the fella next to me who turned out to be the father of Sports captain and midfield player Jamie Read. Seemingly Jamie was on the way down the NL ladder at 28, having previously played for Leatherhead and Met Police. His big day in the sun having been for Leatherhead at Torquay in the cup some years back. He certainly did look their most accomplished player and you could tell he’d played slightly higher up. Sadly for Sports they conceded a silly goal in the 25th minute, after keeper Harry Church dallied on the ball, was then caught in possession by Lammas No 9 Tony Hadley, who whilst laying on the ground having tackled Church hooked the ball into the net from about 15 yards out. Certainly a ‘gold’ (en) goal for the famously named striker :) . Jamie Read senior was not impressed “For f*cks sake Harry”, then as an aside to me who said he’d been guilty of that sort of thing pretty regularly earlier in the season.

Sports in sky blue. Action at the changing room/tea hatch end of the ground.

The First half had been pretty even, if anything Sports having more of the attacking play, but their end product had been poor. At half time I took advantage of the tea hatch for a cuppa and bumped into Steve Jackson, a local hopper from Stanwell and I stood with Steve for the second half to chew the fat about all things footy and ale!

The second half was similar to the first in that Sports dominated the play, created quite a number of chances but always the keeper or the post came to the rescue for Lammas. The programme notes highlighted the fact that Sports in their first season at this level had seriously struggled in their local games all season, and this was to ring true again, as Lammas held out for the one nil win, on what had been a decent evening weather wise, in most enjoyable company.

Sundown at Spelthorne Sports club.

To the manor (Sher) borne

Published April 29, 2012 by hopticklist

Saturday 14th April 2012 at Raleigh Grove, Terrace Playing Fields.

Western League Premier Division.

Sherborne Town 3-1 Hallen, ht 0-0, attendance 67.

Admission £5, Programme £1 (superb).  

My Palace season ticket sat in the top drawer as for the first time this season I voluntarily decided to miss a Palace 1st team home game. Our season had seriously fizzled out, and I could not get enthused about a mid lower table end of season fixture v Ipswich.

So having scanned the NL fixtures, and tick grounds required, and with the remit of perhaps doing somewhere from home two hours by train, this fixture stood out like a beacon. So I ran it by Ros, and she was quite keen to visit the newer of the Sherborne castles, and with weather forecast for sun and showers, we set off.

Sherborne had been on my radar for a while as it’s an easy journey South and West from my home in Reading via Basingstoke. Arriving into town about 13:30, Ros and I parted, her to the castle, and I quickly had time to visit the best ale pub in town, ‘The Digby Tap’, a short 5 minute walk from the station, for a couple of quick half’s.  Before then taking the 15/20 minute walk up the hill to Sherborne’s slightly out-of-town ground at the Terrace Playing fields.

Sir Walter Raleigh is closely associated with the town, hence the name of the football ground, Raleigh Grove, part of the Terrace playing fields.

Sherborne is a market town in northwest Dorset, England. It is sited on the River Yeo, on the edge of the Blackmore Vale, 6 miles (9.7 km) east of Yeovil. The A30 road, which connects London to Penzance, runs through the town.

Sherborne is famous for its historic buildings, including its abbey, a manor house, its famous independent schools, and two castles (the ‘old castle’ ruins of a 12th century fortified palace, and a ‘new’ 16th century mansion, known as Sherborne Castle, which was built by Sir Walter Raleigh). Much of the old town, including the abbey and many medieval and Georgian buildings, is built from the distinctive ochre-coloured ham stone.  It is indeed a picturesque town, as my quick view of the Abbey from near to the Digby Tap revealed.

Raleigh Grove is part of a larger sports complex, with a railed off Rugby pitch running behind the football facility. In fact a rugger game was taking place at the same time, and from a sneaky peer through the fence I’d say many more fans watching the egg chasing! Actually in my experience the further west one goes the more popular the oval-shaped ball game is, each to their own I guess!

I visited the clubhouse to purchase an enamel badge, and found the badge had a curious design. Later whilst walking around the town I realised the design depicted the ‘Conduit’, see below, although frankly I’m still none the wiser of the purpose of the Conduit? Ros thought it something to do with washing in medieval times?

the Conduit

In the clubhouse, I fell into conversaton,  possibly with the chairman (suited and booted). Who advised me pre-match that a win today should ensure Sherborne’s survival in the Premier Division. As the league had lost through withdrawal Dawlish Town earlier in the season, so  in essence only one team would probably be relegated,  as Corsham Town could no longer catch the ‘Sherbs’.

In noting the framed Palace shirt on the wall, which I quieried, he told me that Palace had used the ground for training, pre Yeovil away in the LC (Aug 2010). I had a go at the Clubs ‘predict a score’ competition for a pound, which included the game today, and also those involving Yeovil and Torquay. And I suggested that Sherborne would win 2-1, the jackpot was about 620 quid, for getting all 3 scores ‘exactly’ correct, well worth winning I thought! The chairman did not share my optimism of Sherborne winning!

I immediately liked this ground. Rolling hills to the right of the ground, whcih gave a lovely green outlook, and although the ground itself is not seriously developed, a tidy stand, and slightly raised banking on that side gave a good view to the pitch.

Having said I liked the ground, the quality of football in the first half was dreadful. Fourth placed Hallen, from Bristol, looked as inept as Sherborne, and the fare, on a hard bumpy pitch only reminded me, what a poor standard league the two divisions of the Western League are.

Thankfully it was a dry day, occasionally sunny, and the lack of entertainment allowed me to wander around the ground taking photos.

View of clubhouse and backdrop behind.

Thankfully the second half was a massive improvement, and whatever had been said to the Sherborne players at half time obviously worked as they came out looking like a completely different and motivated set of players. MOM and captain Harry Montacute took the bull by the horn by scoring a tidy opener in the 50th minute, before Matt Chant scored a well taken goal in the 58th minute for Borne to deservedly go two ahead. 

Sherborne captain Harry Montacute on the ball.

Hallen finally woke themselves from a slumber to pull one back in the 70th minute, before Matt Chant added a third in the 81st minute, to add some gloss to what had been a superb second half performance. Hallen looked like a team seriously thinking of summer holidays, beaches and such like, and looked a million miles away from a team sitting 4th in the division. 

Main Stand at Raleigh Grove.

Unfortunately the third goal scuppered my chances of bagging the 620 quid, not that I got the other two correct either.  But I wondered whether other clubs should do something similar rather than the dreaded raffle ticket (which I never buy), and it’s prizes of wine or whisky (which I never drink). I’m much more likely to part with a pound for a fun predict a score competition. After a quick look at the full times in the clubhouse, seeing Charlton Athletic had been promoted at Carlisle (never mind), and seeing that we’d finished 1-1 at home to Ipswich, which I heard later had been poor entertainment. I headed back into town and met Ros at the Digby Tap to scoop another half, before sauntering further into this delightful town for some good gastro pub food in the The White Hart, which I’d recommend. All in all a great day out, and I’d seriously suggest a visit to Sherborne even if there wasn’t a football match going on.

Sherborne Abbey.

9 Grounds, 28 goals, 10 pubs and 8 badges makes for ground hopping Easter madness in Yorkshire!

Published April 16, 2012 by hopticklist

April 5th-7th 2012. Location – Yorkshire, Northern England. The goal – 9 Games and grounds in three days!

The Northern Counties East League Easter Hop mean anything to you? Probably not, so I’ll explain.

Over the last twenty years or so, 200 or so football following ground hoppers have come together at Easter to visit various parts of the country with the sole intention of ‘ticking’ or should I say watching a game at non league football grounds, the ‘tick’ meaning that they have not watched a match at the selected venue/s previously. The hop weekend can vary from 7 to 12 games/grounds over 3/4 days depending on the location of the hop.

The organiser, which in the past has generally been an official from the respective leagues,  has arranged with the clubs involved to move the kick off times for the convenience of the hoppers so that they can either be transported (a coach is usually organised), or they transport themselves between venues to the games.

The initial, and now considered to be ’legendary’ very first ‘organised’  hops were spent in the North East watching games in the  Northern league in the early 1990s. After that league was completed the attention switched to the South West of the country and the Devon League, before the hop morphed into the South Western League (also covering Cornwall) and then the amalgamation of the two, the newly created South Western Peninsula League, and also for a brief sojourn at Easter in the Central Midlands League.

I didn’t dip my toes into the murky experience of a hop weekend until it had reached Devon and Cornwall, when I attended for the first time in 2001 , watching my very first hop game at Wingfield Park between Heavitree United and Exeter Civil Service, result 5-2, attendance 308.
That first year I travelled with my friend ‘Leeds Phil’ (Phil having travelled from Norway), and we booked on the organised hop coach. Not really a happy experience for either of us, both of us being independently minded, we didn’t enjoy the strictness of departure times and that the coach drops you directly at the ground. Most club bars serving keg rubbish rather than real ale and that the University accommodation was not really up to much. So subsequently I’ve always taken my own car giving more freedom to roam between games, and more recently drop my wife at places of interest to her between games (sometimes a logistical nightmare, but has worked quite well so far.  Having said all that hop organiser and SWPL secretary Phil Hiscox is a legend amongst hoppers for getting these weekends arranged.

The Easter hop has pretty much become one of the football highlight of the year for me, and it’s a rare occasion when many hoppers are at the same games together, as by nature hoppers are not overtly sociable animals.
Of course, hoppers being hoppers, and because there is a very strong culture of ticking the ground and then moving on, if the club or clubs have already been visited, many hoppers will have no interest in those fixtures where they have already ticked the ground. So quite a large number of hoppers will possibly just bag the grounds they need and perhaps watch other games in the area.

When Chris Berazai of GroundhopUK volunteered to set up an Easter hop in 2012, to replace the Devon/Cornwall version there was some disquiet amongst the hopping fraternity. This seemed to be based around the idea that hops should only be  organised by the league themselves (as had happened previously) or that the hop should return to its spiritual home, the Northern League and not the Northern Counties East league. This league roughly covering parts of the  North East Midlands, Yorkshire, and an area around the Humber. Although as Chris has successfully ran hops in August in south and mid Wales for many years, I’m not sure what these gripes were/are founded on.

Anyway, whatever the arguments for an against, for me personally I was happy with either of these two leagues. Both of these being at Non League Steps 5/6  and were unchartered territory for me. So when I saw the 9 game NCEL Easter schedule of 9 ‘tick’ grounds, my cheque was soon winging its way in the post to Chris. The nine game schedule was to start on  ’Maunday’ Thursday with a 19:45 KO at Yorkshire Amateur FC, a club based in a Northern district of Leeds playing at the quaintly named ‘Bracken Edge’ ground.

So this is where my blogs begins…..

Thursday 5th April 2012, KO 19:45, NCEL Division One at Bracken Edge.

Yorkshire Amateur 1-3 Hemsworth Miners Welfare, ht 1-2, attendance 179.  Game rating 3/5.

Just days before this trip parts of Yorkshire were under a few inches of snow. Thankfully the thaw happened quickly and so braving the heavy M1 traffic, and via a quick pub stop for lunch in South Normanton/Derbyshire (spying South Normanton Athletic FCs ground on the way out, so another added to my hit list!), we eventually reached our first overnight billet in Otley/ NW of Leeds shortly after 5pm.

The drive across to Bracken Edge from Otley was very easy and only took about 20 minutes. On arrival at the entrance to the ground, which was situated in quite a nice residential area, I was verbally accosted by a car park steward, who suggested to me not to leave my car outside their car park, “it’s an estate mate” he told me.
This comment encouraged me to do an exaggerated 360 degree turn, and all I could see were fairly decent houses. But he seemed quite keen to assure me that I “parked at my own risk”.
Now I’ve been to some fairly rough-looking areas around football grounds in my time, and the likes of Thamesmead Town and Tilbury could certainly be considered as being located on rough-looking  ’estates’, Yorkshire Am did not!
Anyway, now neurotic that my car would be without wheels after the 90 mins of footy (not good for hopping around 8 further grounds) I went back to the car to move it into their (turned out to be) spacious car park, safe in the knowledge Mr Car Park Security would fight off the rampaging estaters during the game :)

A big problem with watching 9 games over such a short period of time, is that the fine details of the match tend to become rather foggy in the mind’s eye by the end of the weekend.
In fact the first game of a hop is usually spent meeting up with hoppers one has met over the years, exchanging greetings/gossip etc.
Outside the entrance I met up with my friend Dave Lewis who’d travelled up from Sutton/Surrey for the weekend, and then inside I also met up with Shaun from Selby who I’d met at a game at Croft Park/Blyth the previous September and who’d called me pre match to advise that he was on his way to York Am.

Of the game itself, it was clear early on that York Am, 3rd bottom were going to struggle against what looked a physically stronger and older looking mid table Hemsworth team who attacked from the outset, and took a 2 goal lead after 22 minutes, one goal coming from Robbie Crapper :) Justin Bowler pulled one back before ht, to leave the score at 1-2, few believe the AM’s would seriously get back into this game.

Hoppers get their first taste of weekend action at Bracken Edge.

At half time I bumped into Oxford based hop helper (N Berks hop organiser)  Laurence Reade (http://laurencereade.wordpress.com/). Laurence looked like he was already into a relaxed hop weekend mode with a pint of ale in one hand and a mars bar in the other! Laurence introduced me to the programme pack, not something I was expecting. As surprisingly all clubs over the weekend had got their match programmes produced very early (I heard later on, by Tue) and all pre-paid hoppers got their little pre-ordered pack, so taking out the potential stress of a programme sell out. Also Laurence introduced me to the hop organiser Chris, who was sitting with the NCEL league officials, who I guessed were keen to monitor the success of the weekend.

The second half continued in a similar pattern, with Hemsworth looking a little too strong for AM’s and adding a third to complete a 3-1 win, in what had been an enjoyable opening game. Bracken Edge itself was nicely enclosed by housing, had enough low slung cover to keep the usual crowd of 30-50 well protected from inclement weather, and was a nice if not spectacular venue to start the weekend.

It was later whilst reading the great little programme, one of the best of the weekend by the way, that I read of their history pre-war as a top Amateur side to rival the best in the country, and that Bracken Edge saw some substantial crowds during that period, such a shame that the Leeds public now give them such short shift with average gates of 35 or so, hopefully then the 179 who attended the hop game helped to swell their coffers a little.

So onto Day Two (Friday) And afer a few beers in Otley the night before  (a lovely little town by the way). We set off early to drop Ros at RHS Harlow Carr near Harrogate, this being her prefered choice for the day. Ros believed she could spend a good 4/5 hours there, then easily wend her way down to Brighouse by bus/train to our pre-booked overnight billet there. So by way of some very pretty countryside north of Otley, I made it in good time there and then back south to Bradford, and to the home of Eccleshill United FC for Game 1 of Day two.

KO 10:45, NCEL Div One, Eccleshill United 2-3 Dinnington Town, att 253, at ‘The Rapid Solicitors Stadium’, Kingsway. Game Rating 4/5.

KO 13:30, NCEL Premier, Thackley 1-1 Long Eaton United, att 327, at ‘Dennyfield’. Game Rating 2.5/5.

KO 16:45, NCEL Premier, Liversedge 0-1 Arnold Town, att 318, at the ‘Clayborn Ground’. Game Rating 2.5/5.

KO 19:45, NCEL Premier, Brighouse Town 5-1 Barton Old Boys, att 288, at the ‘Dual Seal Stadium’.

Left to right, Eccleshill United, Thackley, Liversedge and Brighouse Town programme covers.

I met up at the ground with my friend Dave Lewis, who was to accompany me in the car for the next 2 days whilst we shunted around the hills of Yorkshire, and boy was Bradford hilly! With some really serious up and downs, such that even though Dave was overnight only 2 miles from Eccleshill, and having left for the ground on foot, he soon realised this to be madness without walking boots a compass and an oxygen mask (none of which he travelled with), so quickly hot footed it back to hotel to order a taxi!

At Eccleshill before KO there was a nice touch, as the visiting captain Andy Sykes from Dinnington was given an award on the pitch to mark his 10 year career and 400th club appearance, a lovely gesture from Eccleshill to allow this to take place.

First impressions of the ground were very favourable indeed,  with the main stand built into a natural bank, with a few options to stand either side of the stand looking down at the pitch, this ground was definitely a step up from York Am the night before.

And we were treating to a cracking game played at a good tempo at what I shall call the RS Stadium (when does a ground become a stadium?). In actual fact this was probably the best game of the weekend, as the game ebbed and flowed from one end to the other, although MOM Michael Trench for Dinnington already looked like the match winner such was his stand out performance and excellently taken 11th minute goal. Eccleshill levelled from the penalty spot before half time, before Dinnington pushed ahead 3-1, with another from Trench. On another day this game could have finished 7-6 to the home side, as both teams were guilty of missing some obvious open goals, but Eccleshill probably just having the edge in their ability to miss the target from 5 yards, in what is known in the trade as a Ronnie Rosenthaal moment! :) . Instead it finished 2-3 as Eccleshill managed an 88th minute 2nd.

The 'RS Stadium' ! Eccleshill United. Should be renamed 'I'll take the high road stadium'.

So breathless and happy, the hopping gang moved onto the next fixture, a massive 1.6 miles down the road to Dennyfield, the home of Thackley FC. Some, including us, broke the short journey in ‘Idle (bone? yes probably) with a brief  stop at The Symposium Ale and Wine House, which was conveniently sited between both grounds for some ”liquid’ refreshment, this being one of two Good beer guide listed pubs in Idle, the other down the road, strangely not open until 4pm. This frustrating a few hoppers who wanted to bag both between games. Ten or so hopped across from Eccleshill to the Symposium, a fine-looking pub with some good tasty ales.

Although sited in Bradford, Thackley’s Dennyfield had really rural feel about it, with horses and cows being apparent in adjoining fields. Although the ground is pretty nicely developed, with a decent seated stand, and good amount of terracing opposite, for some reason it didn’t rock my boat.

The 'Dennyfield' home of Thackley FC

We decided to take up a position on the half way line on the terracing, where either the club or a local trader was selling old programmes and badges from a couple of trestle tables. None of the enamel badges were on my ‘ clubs required’ list and I’m not interested in programmes for games I haven’t attended, so the stall did not detain me for long. But I’d noted one middle-aged guy with a face like a kid in a sweetshop who pawed over the programmes like he’d just discovered p*rn for the first time! And didn’t come up for air until a good twenty minutes into the game, of which he’d spent with his back the game, taking no interest what so ever, strange behaviour in my book, but each to their own I guess, he seemed so happy with the old programmes he had tucked under his arm, perhaps he had a classic 1975 Penthouse also tucked amongst them?

The game had none of the tempo of the earlier match, and although I’d never got to stage of being bored, I was hardly excited by the fare on offer. Moving to the stand in the second half, sitting in front of Laurence who’d sat next to, as it turned out (from ear wigging the conversation) a ‘Norwegian’ silver haired late middle-aged guy who travelled over specifically for the hop (we had a smattering of Germans also), proving it’s not just the Brits who are crazy obsessionals! I heard later that he was chairman of the Norwegian branch of the Scarborough FC supporters branch, and that there is infact thirty members!! The game finished 1-1, probably a fair reflection of the play, but the game had none of the entertainment of the two Div One games we’d seen up to this point, I wondered that hopefully, this wasn’t a sign of things to come?

Another view of Dennyfield

And so onto game3 of the day, and the 11 miles to Liversedge FC based in Cleckheaton. And our first bit of the traffic of day, seemingly all the locals had decided to come out for a drive, and the  journey was a little tedious. But we still arrived in good time to scribble the team line ups down from a hastily and badly positioned team sheet in the foyer to the clubhouse (blocking exit/entry), and for myself to purchase a club enamel badge to add to my expanding collection, and also to consider eating more hop food to sit atop the tasty burger I’d earlier purchased at Thackley. The long snaking queue soon dissuaded me from bothering with this venture, vowing to myself to return at half time to snaffle some treat or other.

Both Dave and I immediately took to this ground, as did many other hoppers I spoke to. The big plus, was that the pitch was in a natural bowl, with most facilities placed down the left on a high bank with a great view. The Clayborn ground reminded me of a few other venues I’ve visited other the years, specifically the ‘Dripping Pan’ at Lewes FC and Falmouth Town’s charming ‘Bickland Park’ ground which has hosted two hop games over the years. The rather grey weather showed no signs of shifting, and it looked like the whole day would pass without the sun warming our backs, but we were grateful it hadn’t rained (up to this point).

The marvellous 'Clayborn' home of Liversedge FC

However this was another poor premier league game, won by visitors Arnold Town, the Eagles :)   with a 44th minute goal by James Leggitt. The first half passed by quickly as we slowly took up different vantage points around the pitch to appreciate what a lovely little ground this was, with excellent views down the valley, with a small town perched on the horizon, which strangely some locals who I spoke to could not identify!

Raised covered terracing at the Clayborn, clubhouse behind.

At half time, being true to my rumbling stomach I joined a very slowly moving tea bar queue, the tea bar itself frankly looking not much bigger than a sentry box, but room enough for a couple of northern lassies to be cooking up perfectly formed fatty products to satisfy the average hopper, whose general idea of a square meal, is a visit to Burger king, with a couple of mars bars for pudding! Eventually I reached the front, and ordered a cholesterol banging, and artery blocking warm pork pie and chips. Then returned to sit in the stand to snaffle slowly my heart attack inducing treat, the pork pie being very nice although luke warm, the chips having been sizzled to within an inch of their life in a deep fat fryer, and were of the ‘french fries’ variety. It was the most unhealthy meal I’d eaten for a while, but it hit the spot :)

Another view, Liversedge in sky and navy blue.

But, even by this stage of the hop weekend I was a little disappointed by the lack of ‘pies’. Everyone knows that Oooop Naaarth means pies! Where are they I thought, who had eaten all the pies? I suspect as most of the ’9′ game hoppers would be Southern, that perhaps I was not alone in expectation of pies, faggots and all the other northern delicacies that seemed to be very thin on the ground, bah!

So onto Game 4, and a shortish drive to Brighouse (silent h – Brigouse). Before the game we had time to check into our hotel, The Waterfront hotel, chosen for its central location and proximity to a couple of pubs I wanted to visit later.  Ros had already checked in, and was happy to stay there, rather than enjoy the delights of the ‘Dual Seal Stadium’. Clearly the NCEL clubs are keen on calling their homely venues stadiums, rather grand I think, stick to more homely names I say, I guess the sponsorship comes in handy though!

On arrival at the ground, it was clear this venue was not as enclosed and developed as some others we’d seen, and was not that dissimilar to York Ams, with the only shelter being down the one side of the ground. By now the grey day had turned into a grey drizzly evening, which was a shame as it appeared on a clear evening one may have had views down the valley to the town.

We took up a position opposite the low slung stand, but soon the light drizzle became heavier and I moved around to the comfort of the cover behind the seats. Here, under the roof with the floodlights shining bright, I thought this little ground came into its own, and so did the game itself. The Amber shirted Brighouse took a two goal half time lead, and then really hammered home their superiority with a splendid ten minute hat trick from Danny Nadiole, one a peach of a strike from some distance, with only a solitary reply from Barton Old Boys, who competed well in the first half, but were outplayed in the second. Town ran out winners 5-1 in what had been an enjoyable game, and I enjoyed chatting to fellow southern based hopper Steve Jackson. (see his blog page here – http://musinganorak.wordpress.com/

Covered stand at Brighouse Town

Quickly returning to our hotel, Dave was also staying at the same billet for the night, we visited two good beer guide pubs very close to us, the very lively The Old Ship Inn, where we fell into a conversation with a ‘Northern Monkey’ his words not ours, proud of his day out to Manchester for 12 quid on the train “to get pissed”, fair play I thought, especially as he reeled off a couple of decent ale houses from the Northern quarter.  his mate seemed to have lost the power of speech, it sounded like a hell of a crawl! Anyway leaving there, we sauntered 200 yds up the road to an excellent Wetherspoons pub, The Richard Oastler, which is a converted church, with pews and organ still in situ above the seated area.

The Richard Oastler, beer and religion, a good mix!

Richard Oastler (20 December 1789 – 22 August 1861) was an English labour reformer, “Tory radical”,[1] and abolitionist. He fought for the rights of working children in the Factory Act of 1847, and was also a prominent leader of the Factory reform and anti-Poor Law movement. A statue of him stands in Bradford. An all round decent chap by the sound of it.So an enjoyable couple of hours was spent with Ros and Dave to finish off what had been an excellent Hop Day 2.

Day Three meant an early start and a 48 mile drive south to South Yorkshire, and the day was to begin at the Rotherham suburb of Malby, for the local derby v Parkgate FC.

Maltby Main, Staveley Miners Welfare, Hallam and Worsbrough Bridge Athletic Programme covers.

Kick off 10:30 – NCEL Premier  – Maltby Main 3-1 Parkgate at ‘Muglet Lane’, attendance 253. Game rating 3.5/5

Kick off 13:30 – NCEL Premier – Staveley Miners Welfare 0-1 Pickering Town at ‘Inkersall Road’, attendance 270. Game Rating 2/5.

Kick off 16:45 – NCEL Div One – Hallam 1-0 Teversal, at ‘Sandygate’, attendance 212. Game Rating 2/5.

Kick off 19:45 – NCEL Div One – Worsbrough Bridge Athletic 4-0 Rossington Main, at ‘Park Road’, attendance 273. Game Rating 3.5/5.

The drive south went seamlessly and we made it in good time to drop Ros at the nearby Roche Abbey. Malty Mains ground was situated on the edge of a housing estate, and of the grounds we’d visited up to now, this had a real northern feel, with its unusual floodlights and Heath Robinson stands, coal mining has been the local industry here, and this ground and area felt a million miles away from the Chertsey’s and Wantage’s of my part of the world.

On arrival at the entrance an official from Main told us “local derby today chaps, plenty of blood on shirts” ! So we were anticipating a keenly contested Derby game, and that is exactly what we got.

Action from Muglet Lane, Maltby in Red.

Again taking up a position opposite the stand, the game started at a frantic pace with some crunching tackles flying in. Main needed the points as they were fighting a potential relegation battle and Parkgate from the other side of Rotherham were comfortably in the top half of the table. This was the most vocal crowd we’d heard at any of the hop matches so far, with a number of Main locals creating a racket in the covered terracing to the right of the stand. The noise levels increasing when Thomas Foylten- Brown (a  most un northern name we thought) gave them an early lead before Parkgate levelled before HT, 1-1.

During half time whilst waiting at the tea bar I snapped my third ‘hound at the ground’ of the weekend, the marvellous ‘Maltby Mutt’ as I named him (see my blog under ‘wildlife’), who sported a jacket in the red and black colours of Maltby Main. This led onto a conversation with Dave’s friend ‘Bournemouth FC Vinnie’ who was most amused by the existence of a website dedicated to non league dogs, funny enough, called ‘Non league dogs’ which is indeed a work of art :) .

The second half continued in the same vein, but Parkgate did not seem to have brought their scoring boots with them, and Main scored a superb goal in the 60th minute by Rob Branagan, who met a cross from the right, 10 yards from goal he smacked an audacious over head kick into the back of the net, this was a Premier league finish, and creating a strong  ripple of applause right round Muglet Lane, a cracker. An amusing incident occurred when a Parkgate player went to take a throw in, hesitated and then said loudly to the ref  “It’s got dog sh*t on it”, not a comment I’d think you’d hear at Old Trafford! Hopefully it wasn’t the Maltby Mutt? Surely he wouldn’t sh*t on his own patch?

View towards cricket field side of Muglet Lane

After a circuit of the ground, I saw Craig Gladwin add a third in the 81st minute to round off a deserved if unexpected win for Main, and keep the noisy home fans happy, this had been an enjoyable game in a venue that was less developed than many but had a homely charm.

Main Stand and covered terracing at Maltby Main FC.

And so onto game two of the day, in between scooping Ros from Roche Abbey (good apparently but without sun not ideal for photos), and then dropping her, at not far from Staveley at Renishaw House and Gardens and still making it back to Staveley in plenty of time. Now the immediate impression of their ground at Inkersall Road was that blue and white stripes were dominant everywhere, even from the car park outside the back of the club buildings looked like a tesco bag! In fact, you could tell immediately this was a step five club on the up, on entering the ground, this was probably the only venue all weekend that perhaps ‘could’ call itself a stadium, with cover on three sides, and brand new terracing all around, this really looked like a project in motion. Pie and chips went down very well pre-match (A pie at last!), and we took up a position behind the far goal, only to find it a long way from the pitch, and then we moved and stood next to the stand on the fairly steep terracing, and waited for a game to break out, and waited, and waited. What was very apparent was that Staveley were suffering hangover from their FA Vase S/F defeat the previous Saturday, to Dunston UTS, and were struggling to make any impact on this game against a very resolute and organised Pickering Town side.

View towards clubhouse end at Staveley.

 The second half was little different to the first, with high in the division Staveley huffing and puffing but creating very little, so it was no surprise that Russell Parker scored a break away goal to steal a 1-0 win for Pickering in what had been a very poor game indeed.

Main Stand at Staveley.

Perhaps I was just suffering from match burnout?  

And so anyway, onward, to game 4, and going back North to Sheffield, scooping Ros from Renishaw, which she rated highly, but again “needed some sun really for some quality photos”. We passed through Sheffield, within a baseball hit distance of Brammall Lane, as it was half time during the game v Bournemouth (which Vinnie was at).

Then to the western area of Sheffield to ‘Sandygate’ the very famous home of Hallam, the second oldest football club in the world with the oldest ground – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallam_F.C. is well worth a read, a fascinating read.

Because of their history, I suspected this club has been well visited by ground hoppers over the years, especially those in the North, this was reflected in the gate of 212, a little disappointing maybe, but as the main afternoon game, they were many 3pm options around the area, which probably impacted the gate.

A brief sojourn in the pub across the road pre-match, probably did for me in only getting the ’8′ badges over the weekend, as on entry 10 mins before KO, Hallam had ‘sold out’, how many there actually had been not apparent, as my question about how many they had only elicit the answer of ‘quite a few’, I think ‘few’ was probably the most important word, disappointing. But when I got home, ‘Terry Badges’ came up trumps, look up his website it is very good :) .  Because of this I had little pleasure in enjoying their spanking new clubhouse which I learned later was open for the first time for this game.

Then, moving across to the tea bar,  we had to make do with 3 smallish sausage rolls, rather than the 4 we wanted (between Ros and I), as they had ‘sold out’ hmm, a theme developing here I thought.

Anyway, the ground is fabulous, with a ridiculous sloping pitch downhill AND side to side, it drops from the goal at the top of the ground, where you enter to the far end, see below.

A tidy little stand on the half way line, and a view to rolling hills on the horizon at the lower end of the pitch, with some small patches of snow still apparent, and the side opposite the main stand an open cricket field, enclosed by a very old-looking stone wall, and a little bit of cover at the top/road end, made for a very pleasant little ground.  And with the knowledge it had been here since 1860,  it was certainly a joy to visit this venue. And suprisingly, like many big city grounds, it felt quite rural, even though it was hemmed in by housing at one end of the ground.

Ros had the pleasure of this game, not by choice, but because there was nothing of interest to her in the vicinity and the plan was to drop her at our overnight stay in Wortley/Between Sheffield and Barnsley before the onward journey to game four of the day at Worsbrough Bridge Athletic FC.

What usually happens when Ros attends a  non league game with me, is that it is an absolute snore! This wasn’t quite as bad as the Staveley game earlier, although perhaps that was because I preferred Sandygate as a venue maybe?

View across towards cricket field at Sandygate.

But this wasn’t a thriller and had the potential to be the first 0-0 of the weekend, which always goes down like a lead balloon with ground hoppers who are goal freaks, many keeping a record of games ‘since the last 0-0′. So not much happened in the first half, neither Hallam or visitors Teversal seemed to have the nous to break through each others defence. In the second half Ros and I decided to wander for differing views and angles of this unique ground, and after lingering behind the bottom goal for a while I followed Ros towards the cricket field side, and it was when walking round this side I noticed a big sign declaring ‘no spectator access on this side of the pitch’. Ah I thought, problem was Ros was already 30 yards up the touch-line, so even though a club official was lurking on this side of the pitch, presumably to gather over hit balls, I risked joining her, and took some sneaky photos whilst there :)

Snow in the distance, the bottom end of Sandygate, 'down the hill'.

We didn’t get accosted, but even so quickly made our way to the small piece of covered terracing at the top car park end. The game continued to have all the makings of a dreaded 0-0, that is until Hallam’s Craig Getliff hit a good 15 yard strike into the bottom corner in the 87th minute. This goal was met with more than the average ripple of applause from all and sundry, as nil all was once again avoided :)  

At games end, Dave headed home, with a cab back to Sheffield before journeying onward to London, and so his weekend finished before the finale at Worsbrough Bridge. Dave later reported a sign outside the ground saying, ‘dogs not allowed’, perhaps the Maltby Mutt had visited previously and left his mark on this sacred ground! either way ground hopper Mr G Retriever was allowed entry (see hounds at the grounds under wildlife).

Ros and I had time to check into our overnight digs in Wortley, a lovely little village, equidistant between Hallam and Worsbrough, which is just outside Barnsley. Before I jumped back into the car for leg 9! The end was in sight. I was immediately struck by the Park Road ground of Worsbrough Bridge Athletic FC, and how apt, that a bridge ran over back of the ground giving a good view down the playing area, as shown below.

The 'Park Road' ground of Worsbrough Bridge Athletic FC

The large clubhouse and bar was sighted to the right of entrance and was another multi purpose facility ‘apparently’ shared with the cricket, although later I noted that to the left of the main stand it appeared the cricket people had built themselves a fairly new facility, so it looked like the rooms near the football pitch were probably now shared with the villagers as a social club.What was clear, is that they were prepared, a number of different rooms housed a bar, a kitchen cooking up nice smells, and a small hall where someone was selling old sports books, programmes etc, and of course what I sought, the club enamel badge. Pre-match it was a hive of activity, full marks to WB, it was nice to finish at a club who it seemed not only expected the hoppers but welcomed them! I took up a position in the stand, in the back right of it, and found myself sitting near a large group of well-known Southern based hoppers, Steve Jefferey, Adrian Swann, and plenty of other faces I recognised by sight if not by name. It was almost like a Sunday fixture of old at Kingstonian, rather than an evening fixture in South Yorkshire.

Main Stand at Worsbrough Bridge Athletic FC

This game followed a similar pattern to the match at Brighouse the night before, where the first half had been pretty end to end (0-0 at Ht), before the Bridgers took control and ran out 4-0 winners in what had been a very entertaining second half, and I enjoyed chatting with Steve, and listening to the general banter of the other hoppers who’d obviously enjoyed the weekend as much as I had. 

View to covered terracing at Worsbrough

At games end, I quickly shot off back to Wortley, and Ros and I were sitting at a table in the GBG listed ‘Wortley Arms’ by ten fifteen.  Actually I found this place to be rather ‘foody’ and the beer quality moderate to poor. Whilst sitting supping and listening to some of the contented locals who’d obviously had just enjoyed some good gastro pub food (the kitchen now firmly ‘closed’). It made me think, that the only downside of watching four games in a day when away from home, is it doesn’t allow time to enjoy a meal in the evening.  Personally I’d favour three games, with the evening game maybe kicking off at 18:30. Thus allowing that evening time to enjoy some food and a couple of leisurely pints.

The upside is with those extra games, the league is completed more quickly, swings and roundabouts I suppose. We had tip-off from the bed and breakfast billet to check out the ‘Wortley (working) mens club’ a hop skip and jump from the Wortley Arms and with real ale available. On a busy, but late Saturday night, there was no one on the door, so no need to sign in, and with ale and W cider available, this was a very decent establishment, which apparently was built as a drinking club by the owner of nearby Wortley Hall in the last century.It was very plush, with nice decor, fancy chandeliers etc. We were a little confused, it didn’t look like a working mans clubs at all. Over breakfast our misapprehension was corrected, not a ‘working mans’ club at all, but as mentioned a mens drinking club!

Whatever, I finished the Yorkshire weekend drinking strong ‘Welsh’ cider, marvellous!!!  And we very much enjoyed a Sunday roast lunch on the way home in Oxfordshire at the shepherd’s crook in Crowell. Our first decent meal since before the weekend. 

For any ground hoppers, or just fans of lower level football, I can’t recommend these weekends highly enough. Dip your toes and try, you might get hooked like me !  Roll on Easter 2013!

Shaun, April 2012.

Beer and history in ancient Durham

Published April 12, 2012 by hopticklist

Similar to our long weekend visit to Berlin in February, the North Eastern City of Durham had been high on our list of desired city breaks for some while.
Ros has been collecting the cathedrals of England for some time with Durham cathedral unticked and not photographed so far, and also I’d been aware of nearby Consett FC leaving their historic Belle Vue ground home soon (rumoured Summer 2012), so we pencilled in and booked a visit for the weekend of March 9-11th.

Ros booked us in for two nights into the excellent Victorian town house > http://www.durhambedandbreakfast.com/ staying in the comfy and roomy ‘Beaumont’ Room.
Our room was indeed very comfortable, our hosts very friendly and helpful about local information and it is about a 10 minute stroll from there to the heart of the city.

Durham by city standards is small, more like an averaged sized town, and anyone with a reasonable fitness level can easily tour the city on foot, which is the ideal way to investigate the nooks, crannies, ancient side alleys and small streets dotted around it.

Two things immediately strike you about Durham, the dominance of the cathedral on the sky line, and that Durham is very much a university (since 1832) city, with students being very much in evidence, and hence the city for that reason has quite a vibrant atmosphere.

The River Wear runs through the heart of Durham and gives extra prominence to the views of the 11th century Norman cathedral, especially from the central Elvet Bridge.

Another good reason for visiting Durham, certainly from my view is for the excellent selection of traditional pubs serving real ales, and so on our arrival on the Friday, we started with food at the nearby ‘Bridge Hotel’, hearty portions, good value menu. Before moving onto a couple of other pubs, see my blog under pubs for March.

The plan on Saturday was to tour the centre by foot, and then for me to drive the 10 miles to my game and for Ros to photograph the inside of the cathedral in the PM.
On the subject of the match, a week before departure I’d noted that Consett had in fact moved their scheduled game on the 10th versus Bishop Auckland to a previous Saturday, so now had no home fixture scheduled, obviously much to my annoyance, which was relieved slightly when I heard later that the move to the new unbuilt home was on hold due to some local building/finance problems and nimbys.
So, it seems like Belle Vue may have one more season of football in it, so allowing another opportunity to visit it.

Studying the fixtures, I’d noted that Tow Law also had a home fixture, an old mining village set high up in the Durham coal fields with superb view of Weardale (see my football blogs March).

So, the photos you see below were taken on the Saturday morning, where the weather kind, the sun shone, and we had a lovely 2-3hour walk, with breaks, around the City and down the river bank, watching the students at the rowing club, leaving and returning for their morning punt down the river (or whatever you call rowing exercise?).

Saturday evening started with food (again excellent), at ‘The Court Inn’ on the other side of the City, and finished at the homely ‘Ye Old Elm Tree’ on our side of the City, a very nice back street boozer with quality ale, and ideal for sitting and chatting.

We stayed two nights, and we thought this was ideal to see all we needed to. Although I didn’t get to all the ale pubs I wanted to, so a re-visit at some stage in the future will be required, especially as I have so many football clubs in Durham to visit and tick.

Elvet Bridge

View from below Elvet Bridge towards the centre of the City.

View back down the Wear river towards the cathedral.

Green opposite the cathedral, students display jean art!

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